In every episode of Monk and the Monk Movie, at least once, some variation of the question, "What are you doing?" is asked.
1:1 Mr. Monk and the Candidate
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0:15
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What are you doing?
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Miranda St Claire
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Monk
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Monk "straightening up" the pins on the campaign map.
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0:17
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What's he doing?
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Police woman
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Sharona
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Monk studying the crime scene. "He does this Zen, Sherlock Holmes thing."
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0:21
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk franticly searching his pockets for his keys.
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0:45
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What are you doing here?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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"I want to help."
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0:49
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk investigating the road above the crash scene.
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0:59
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk "combing through" the Ashcombe's mail.
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1:03
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What's he doing?
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Benjy
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Sharona
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"This is where Mrs. Monk passed away."
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1:2 Mr. Monk and the Psychic
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0:25
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What did you do?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona kissing Monk's hand.
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0:26
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What is he doing?
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Benjy
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Sharona
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Monk investigating Mr. Ashcombe's car.
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0:28
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Hardware store employee
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"Sweeping up."
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0:29
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What are you doing here?
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Mr. Ashcombe
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Monk
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Monk waiting next to Mr. Ashcombe's car to question him.
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1:4 Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival
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0:02
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What did you do?
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Kitty
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Lt Kirk
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The victim, stabbed on the Farris wheel.
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0:08
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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"I'm driving. Get in the car." "No. You're not!"
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0:08
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona pointing to the windows above. "They're not watching."
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0:14
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What are you doing?
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Lt Kirk
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Monk
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Monk cleaning Kirk's kitchen. Sharona says, "It helps him think."
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0:39
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What am I doing?
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Monk
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Monk
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Monk climbing out onto the structure of a Ferris wheel.
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1:5 Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum
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0:38
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What's he doing?
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Manny
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Monk
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Dr. Lancaster, dressed as Santa Claus, "fishing" down the chimney.
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1:6 Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
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0:02
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What are you...
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Sidney Teal
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Archie Modine
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Interrupted when Modine shoots him.
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0:06
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What am I doing here?
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Monk
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk on the scene of a seemingly easy case.
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0:16
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Teal's Secretary
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Monk
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Monk cutting a rose stem. "This one is sticking up. You'll thank me later."
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0:17
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Now what are you doing?
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Mr. Teal's Secretary
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Monk
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"I cut that one too short."
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0:23
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk refusing to submit his invoice for the case. "It's not over."
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0:31
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What are you doing?
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Bonnie
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Monk
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Monk mistaking The Colonel (the dog) for Mr. Simon (taxidermized dog).
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1:7 Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
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0:11
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What's he doing?
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Monica
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Sharona
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Monk investigating Monica's garage. "It's his thing."
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0:23
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What are you doing in her garage?
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Grayson
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Sherman
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Sherman (the dog) tied up in Monica's garage.
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0:37
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What are we doing here?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Investigating the file room at the victim's law firm.
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1:8 Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
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0:03
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What are you doing here?
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Gwen
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Trevor
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Trevor showing up her in apartment during the marathon.
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0:11
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What are we doing here?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Checking Trevor ran the marathon.
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0:24
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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"I'm running circles around you."
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0:26
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What was he doing here?
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Sharona
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Monk
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"Changing clothes."
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0:26
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Miming changing his clothes. "Would you mind?"
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0:30
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk laying on the couch. "I think he took a nap."
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1:9 Mr. Monk Takes a Vacation
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0:20
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What are you doing here?
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Chuck
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Monk
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Monk evening out the peanut bowls.
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Chuck
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Monk
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Monk picking lint off the mic. "But that's my lint. You can't take my lint."
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0:34
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What are you doing here?
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Mrs. Garcia
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Monk
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Monk investigating the housekeepers' locker room.
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1:10 Mr. Monk and the Earthquake
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0:02
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What are you...
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Henry
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Christine
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Interrupted when Christine beaned him with a bust.
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0:09
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Investigating the victim's house after an earthquake.
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0:16
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What's he doing?
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Gail
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Sharona
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"He's counting the bricks in the wall."
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0:20
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What are you doing here?
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Sharona
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Darryl
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Darryl showing up at the church.
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0:39
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What are you doing here?
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Darryl
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Christine
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Christine showing up at Sharona's apartment.
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1:11 Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed Stranger
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0:03
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What did you do?
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Station employee
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Willie Nelson
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Willie found in the alley with the victim.
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0:06
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What's he doing?
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Disher
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Sharona
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Monk waving his arms to see how his coat and shoulder would line up.
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0:06
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk waving his arms to see how his coat and shoulder would line up.
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0:20
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What the hell are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk playing air clarinet
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0:34
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What am I doing here?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Monk at Benjy's interview of Wendy
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0:37
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What's she doing here?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Wending showing up at the park.
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0:38
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What are you doing here?
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Justin
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Sharona
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Sharona finding out her boyfriend is the streaker.
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1:12 Mr. Monk and the Airplane
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0:18
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona sitting in first class with actor Tim Daly.
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0:30
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What are you doing in there?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk struggling to get out of an airplane bathroom blocked by a snack cart.
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0:33
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Flight attendant
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Flight attendant disconnecting Monk's call button.
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0:33
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What are you doing?
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Male Flight attendant
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Flight attendant
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Flight attendant drinking some liquor. "I thought you quit." "I did."
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2:1 Mr. Monk Goes Back to School
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0:04
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona licking her chess piece so Monk can't capture it.
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0:13
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What are you doing?
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Mr. Philby
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Monk
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Monk mixing the decaf and regular coffees. "Just making them even."
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0:31
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk separating his food. "The potatoes and carrots were touching."
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2:2 Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
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0:03
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Sharona
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"Mailing a letter."
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk carefully pouring beer. "It's a race!" "You'll thank me later."
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0:40
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona about to drink one of Monk's 5040 Sierra Spring water bottles.
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2:3 Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
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0:07
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What was he doing here?
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Monk
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Disher
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Monk asking why Hammond was at the crime scene.
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0:25
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What are you doing?
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Lyle Turrow
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Monk
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Monk wiping a Michael Jordan autograph off of a basketball.
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2:4 Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
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0:1
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What are you doing?
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Sergei Cluvarias
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The killer
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Right before Sergei is shot.
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0:9
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona petting a horse. "Don't. touch the horse. People sit on that. Sweaty circus people."
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0:21
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona smoking. "You don't smoke." "Do now. Suck it up."
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0:32
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk bringing Sharona to see the elephant.
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2:5 Mr. Monk and the Very, Very Old Man
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0:00
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What are you doing this weekend?
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Nurse
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Nurse
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"Same as you, working here."
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0:04
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What's he doing in there?
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Karen
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Disher
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Stottlemeyer turning is office over.
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0:14
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk putting another coaster under Stottlemeyer's drink. "I always put another one underneath. It's like a backup."
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0:15
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk moving his coffee table crooked. "I like it like this."
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0:31
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk vacuuming right after Stottlemeyer finished vacuuming.
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0:32
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer packing up to go back home.
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0:34
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer rewinding Karen's documentary. "We were almost done."
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2:6 Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
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0:12
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What are you doing?
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Prop Master
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Monk
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Monk investigating the props.
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0:18
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona bribes the doorman with $40. "My sister's on death row. I think she's worth $40."
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0:21
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What are you doing here?
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Speedy Date Girl
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Monk
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Monk after saying he never dates. "I'm just here to meet her."
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0:25
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk playing the part of the murdered actor.
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2:7 Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect
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0:11
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk poking the comatose suspect. "I'm just making sure."
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0:11
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What are you doing?
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Nurse Stempel
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Monk
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Monk digging under the comatose suspects blankets to get his pen.
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0:17
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk hiding during Benjy's party. "I'm playing a game. It's called 'Are They Gone?'"
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0:19
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What are you doing here?
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Sharona
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Trevor
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Trevor showing up at Benjy's birthday party.
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0:24
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Maria the Maid
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Maid opening a mail bomb.
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0:34
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Ricky Babbage
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Ricky opening a package Monk knows to be a mail bomb.
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2:8 Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
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0:27
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What's he doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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A partygoer dances. "He's dancing." "I don't think so."
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2:9 Mr. Monk and the 12th Man
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0:19
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk moving Sharona's car to get the odometer to read zeros instead of nines.
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0:20
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk charging at the killer. "I don't know!"
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0:33
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What the hell are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Kenny
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Kenny about to do a press conference that Stottlemeyer did not authorize.
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0:41
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Traffic cop
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Traffic cop writing a Sharona a parking ticket.
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2:10 Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
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0:00
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What are you doing?
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Nestor's cousin
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Nestor
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Nestor about to throw a paper toward Monk's house.
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0:01
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What are you doing?
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Nestor
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The killer
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The killer stealing the newspaper.
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0:01
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What are you doing?
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Nestor's cousin
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Nestor
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Fighting with the killer.
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0:03
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What are they doing here?
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Monk
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Sharona
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The police using Monk's apartment to investigate the crime scene.
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0:06
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Uniform cop
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The cop wiping his feet on the door mat.
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2:11 Mr. Monk and the Three Pies
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0:01
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What are you doing?
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Victim
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Van Ranken
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Van Ranken trying to steal a cherry pie from her.
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0:11
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What am I doing here?
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Monk
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Ambrose
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Monk asking why Ambrose called him to his house.
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0:14
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona spontaneously hugging Monk.
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0:17
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What are you doing?
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Van Ranken
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Monk
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Monk snooping around his house. "I was just looking for that other shoe."
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0:22
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What's he doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Van Ranken cheating at the sack race. "He's trying to win that radio."
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0:22
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What's he doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Van Ranken searching through a cherry pie. "He's looking for something."
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0:28
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What are you doing?
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Man with Troll
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Monk
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Monk reluctantly rubbing the man's troll, but too hard.
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0:38
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk running into Ambrose's burning house. "He's still in there!"
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2:12 Mr. Monk and the TV Star
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0:01
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What are you doing?
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Susan
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Murderer
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Screaming from inside her house.
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0:10
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk buying scotch just so that the bottle will be even with the water bottle next to it.
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0:37
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What are you doing?
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Susan
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Movie Murderer
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Clip from the movie "Frat Party Massacre"
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0:40
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What are you doing here?
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Monk
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Marci
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Marci knocking on Monk's door at midnight.
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2:13 Mr. Monk and the Missing Granny
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0:00
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What are you doing?
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Julie
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Kidnappers
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Julie witnessing her Nana being kidnapped.
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0:15
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What are you guys doing?
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Ron Abrash
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Monk
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Monk being a little too aggressive in the interrogation room. "Good cop, crazy cop?!"
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0:25
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk repeatedly smoothing out a creased map. "Just smoothing it out."
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2:14 Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife
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0:03
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What are you doing here?
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Monk
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Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer showing up at Monk's home to drop off a check.
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0:13
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona chanting along with the union picket line. "I'm a union girl."
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0:19
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What are you doing?
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Neighbor
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Monk
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Monk adjusting her sundial.
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0:21
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk moving Stottlemeyer's hands while he sleeps. "Just making them even."
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0:37
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk chasing after the garbage truck that contains evidence.
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2:15 Mr. Monk Gets Married
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0:13
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What are you doing here?
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Dr. Waterford
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Dalton
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Dalton hiding in the library.
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0:15
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona beginning to open Monk's suit case. "Don't touch that! I'll do that!"
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0:16
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona going into the bathroom for some soap. "This is my bathroom. There's another bathroom downstairs."
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0:20
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Sharona
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Sharona intentionally making a scene so she can pick Dalton's pocket.
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0:21
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What are you doing here?
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Dalton
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Monk and Sharona
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Discussing Dalton's motive. "We're just talking."
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk trying to balance a crooked shelf.
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0:24
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk following her into a mine. "There's a coyote out there."
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0:33
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What are you doing?
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Dalton
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Maria
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Maria getting romantic.
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2:16 Mr. Monk Goes to Jail
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0:04
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Prison guard
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Prison guard preparing to pat down Monk.
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0:05
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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"Monk freaking out about getting a pat down. "I can't do this.""
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0:41
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk taking in the sky and the grass after getting out of the prison.
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3:1 Mr. Monk Takes Manhattan
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk, carried along by a crowd, getting on a subway train without her.
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0:29
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk with a street preacher.
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0:36
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk interrupting the "Here's what happened" to point out the urinator.
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3:3 Mr. Monk and the Blackout
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0:21
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What are you doing?
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Drake
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The killer
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The killer bulldozing the tree Drake is in.
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3:4 Mr. Monk Gets Fired
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0:00
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What are you doing?
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Larysa
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Paul
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Blindfolding her. "It's a surprise."
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0:09
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What did you do?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk accidentally deleting case files from a computer
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0:13
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk throwing cough drops at a coughing kid.
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0:13
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What are you doing here?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk loitering at the hospital.
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0:17
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What's he doing here?
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Stottlemeyer
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Disher
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Monk at the crime scene without permission.
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0:18
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What are you doing here?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk at the crime scene without permission.
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0:33
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What are you doing?
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Sharona
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Monk
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Monk dancing a jig.
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3:5 Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather
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0:00
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What the hell are you doing?
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Barber shop patron
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The killer
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The killer smashing up the barber shop.
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0:10
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What the hell were you doing there?
|
Agent Colmes
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Monk
|
Monk in the Lucarelli's restaurant.
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0:11
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What do you think you're doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
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Agent Colmes
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Colmes asking Monk to go undercover
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0:32
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What's he doing?
|
Vinny
|
Sharona
|
Monk investigating the crime scene. "Thinking."
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0:37
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What are you doing?
|
Phil
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Monk
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Monk pointing his bugged tie at Phil during his confession.
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3:6 Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
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0:07
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What are you doing?
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Benjy
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Monk
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Monk putting away the dominos rather than knocking them down.
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0:17
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What are you doing?
|
Harold
|
Monk
|
Monk rearranging the magazines that Harold just arranged.
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0:27
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What are you doing?
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Varla
|
Monk
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Monk leaving to investigate a scene.
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3:7 Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month
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0:02
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What are you doing here?
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Edna
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The killer
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The killer starting up the fork lift.
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0:10
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What's he doing now?
|
Rudy
|
Benjy
|
Mr. Monk investigating stamps on envelopes.
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0:16
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What are you doing?
|
Jennie
|
Ronnie and Morris
|
The pair trying to steal snacks from the vending machine.
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3:8 Mr. Monk and the Game Show
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RE
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0:15
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Kevin
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Kevin toying with a pencil chewed by Ronny. "This is what you call a collectible."
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0:27
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
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Kevin
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Kevin leaning in to Val Birch's doorway. "You can lean anywhere you want. It's in the Constitution."
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0:37
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What are you doing?
|
Roddy
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Monk
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Monk using his phone a friend option to call Val Birch, another contestant.
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3:9 Mr. Monk Takes His Medicine
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RE
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0:14
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
|
Monk hugging Stottlemeyer.
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0:18
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What are you doing?
|
Sharona
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Monk
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Monk not taking the investigation seriously.
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0:31
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What are you doing?
|
Girl in the pool
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Monk
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Monk shooting water guns at everyone in the pool. "We're having some fun. Pew pew pew."
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3:10 Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
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RE
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0:09
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
|
Monk measuring the proper distance before using a fire extinguisher.
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0:16
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What have you been doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk has never been in a pet store.
|
0:24
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk struggling to walk through a giant cervix at the science museum.
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0:27
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk rearranging the posters in the school hallway.
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3:11 Mr. Monk vs. the Cobra
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0:03
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What are you doing now?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie stuffing a check into Monk's water bill.
|
0:09
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What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
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Monk
|
Monk polishing his lightbulbs.
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0:16
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What did you do?
|
Mr. Wong
|
Monk
|
Monk adjusted a brick causing a student to break his hand.
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3:12 Mr. Monk Gets Cabin Fever
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RE
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0:14
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What are you doing tomorrow night?
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Hayley
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Disher
|
Post dinner date conversation.
|
0:14
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What are you doing in 20 minutes?
|
Disher
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Hayley
|
Post dinner date conversation.
|
0:38
|
What are you doing here?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher arriving at the Willowby's cabin.
|
3:13 Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
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RE
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0:02
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What are you doing?
|
Steve
|
Ray
|
Ray picking out a pipe with which to kill Steve.
|
0:04
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk paying Julie to not pee in the car.
|
0:20
|
What's she doing back here?
|
Paramedic
|
Ray
|
Ray leading the paramedic to his non-existent wife.
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3:14 Mr. Monk Goes to Vegas
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From
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To
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RE
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0:06
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What are you doing here?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk showing up at the bachelor party hotel room.
|
0:10
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk trying to figure out how Mrs. Thorn's thumb print was upside down.
|
0:12
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie searching Mr. Thorn's jacket. "I can do whatever I want. I'm cute."
|
0:23
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk wrapping the scarf around Natalie's neck. "We're reenacting the crime. You're the victim."
|
0:25
|
What are you doing?
|
Mr. Thorn
|
Monk
|
Monk being choked by a scarf.
|
0:31
|
What are you doing?
|
Disher
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer ripping up Disher's blackjack book.
|
3:15 Mr. Monk and the Election
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Quote
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From
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RE
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0:08
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer eating a donut, making the box uneven.
|
0:11
|
What's he doing now?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Krenshaw cleaning the two-way mirror. "Not vertically!"
|
0:21
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk counting down out loud. "I don't have a stop watch."
|
0:28
|
What are you doing?
|
Jack
|
Monk
|
Monk waiting to ask a question during the debate.
|
0:34
|
What have you been doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk signing in to vote.
|
3:16 Mr. Monk and the Kid
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RE
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0:16
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What are we doing here?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Natalie and Monk staking out the Carlyle house.
|
0:18
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What do you think they're doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Natalie and Monk following the Carlyles.
|
0:29
|
What the hell are you doing?
|
Kidnapper
|
Monk
|
Monk throwing the ransom money to the wrong person.
|
4:1 Mr. Monk and the Other Detective
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Quote
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From
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RE
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0:02
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What did you do?
|
Eddie
|
Vic
|
Vic shooting the security guard.
|
0:08
|
What the hell is he doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Marty lying on the ground next to the body.
|
0:09
|
What are you doing there?
|
Monk
|
Marty
|
Marty letting the dog lick his face.
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Marty
|
Marty tasting mud from the suspect car's tire.
|
0:18
|
Now what's he doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Marty using a divining rod to find the body.
|
4:2 Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
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RE
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0:10
|
What are you doing?
|
Ambrose
|
Julie
|
Julie opening the door to "Dad's study."
|
0:11
|
What are you doing?
|
Ambrose
|
Trick-or-treater
|
Trick-or-treater digging through the candy bowl.
|
0:13
|
What are you doing?
|
Ambrose
|
Disher
|
Disher snagging a candy bar from the bowl.
|
0:19
|
What's he doing?
|
Girl
|
Julie
|
Monk investigating the playground.
|
4:3 Mr. Monk Stays in Bed
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RE
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0:09
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk hiding Julie's "Get Well" card under his mattress.
|
0:10
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie leaving Monk sick in bed.
|
0:41
|
What are you doing outside?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk sitting on his front stoop.
|
4:4 Mr. Monk Goes to the Office
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:00
|
What are you doing?
|
Killer
|
Ronnie
|
Ronnie calling the police.
|
0:04
|
What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk attempting small talk with other cops.
|
0:12
|
What are you doing?
|
Chilton
|
Monk
|
Monk moving into the cubicle that Chilton wanted.
|
0:18
|
What are you doing here?
|
Kemp
|
Natalie
|
Natalie stood up for lunch because Monk is going out with "the Gang."
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Abby
|
Chilton
|
Childon taking down the bowling tournament flier.
|
0:34
|
What are you doing?
|
Angela
|
The killer
|
The killer sneaking into her studio to kill her.
|
4:5 Mr. Monk Gets Drunk
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:04
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk snatching Natalie's phone.
|
0:34
|
What are you doing?
|
Al
|
Monk
|
Monk arranging the wine bottles. "You'll thank me later."
|
4:6 Mr. Monk and Mrs. Monk
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:12
|
What are you doing?
|
"Trudy"
|
Natalie
|
Natalie sneaking pictures of "Trudy."
|
0:17
|
What are you doing?
|
Zach
|
"Trudy"
|
"Trudy" wrestling him for a key.
|
0:39
|
What the hell are you doing?
|
"Trudy"
|
Bollinger
|
Bollinger rifling through boxes.
|
0:39
|
What the hell is he doing here?
|
Bollinger
|
"Trudy"
|
Monk interrupting their search.
|
4:7 Mr. Monk Goes to a Wedding
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:01
|
What the hell do you think you're doing?
|
Frank
|
The killer
|
The killer not paying the expected bribe money.
|
0:21
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer acting as a wedding photographer.
|
0:27
|
What's he doing here?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
The stripper (dressed as a police officer) at the crime scene.
|
0:40
|
What are you doing?
|
Peggy
|
Theresa
|
Theresa putting a knife to Jonathan's throat.
|
4:8 Mr. Monk and Little Monk
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
|
0:08
|
What are you doing?
|
Mrs. Monk
|
Young Monk
|
Young Monk trying to hug his mom.
|
0:19
|
What are you doing?
|
Young Sherry
|
Leo
|
Leo helping Sherry with her books.
|
4:9 Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:22
|
What are you doing?
|
Mrs. Prager
|
Monk
|
Monk asking Prager's daughter about her dad.
|
0:26
|
What is she doing?
|
Monk
|
Mall mother
|
Mall kid trying to kiss Monk (as Santa).
|
4:10 Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
|
0:17
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Disher
|
Disher standing in an obvious pose.
|
0:20
|
What are you doing?
|
Natasia
|
Monk
|
Monk trying to draw a matching mole on her shoulder.
|
0:21
|
What's he doing?
|
Julie
|
Natalie
|
Mr. Hodge taking Julie's picture.
|
4:11 Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
|
0:05
|
What are you doing?
|
Truck driver
|
Monk
|
Truck driver discovering Monk under the tarp of his trailer.
|
0:06
|
What are you doing?
|
Truck driver
|
Monk
|
Monk smoothing out the $5 bill the driver gave him.
|
0:08
|
What are you doing?
|
Rodger
|
Monk
|
Monk trying to straighten the mirror on Rodger's car.
|
0:13
|
What are you doing?
|
Gail
|
Debbie
|
Debbie paying for Monk's breakfast.
|
0:15
|
What are you doing?
|
Cora
|
Monk
|
Monk separating his food. "It's a religious thing."
|
0:22
|
What are you doing?
|
Cora
|
Monk
|
Monk inspecting Debbie's home.
|
4:12 Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:07
|
What are you doing here?
|
Karen
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer showing up at home unexpectedly.
|
0:24
|
What are you doing?
|
Gerald
|
The killer
|
The killer approaching Gerald with a stun gun.
|
4:13 Mr. Monk and the Big Reward
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk straightening a sign while running from the "rent-a-cop" detectives.
|
0:30
|
What are you doing?
|
Dr. Kroger
|
Rufus
|
Rufus eavesdropping on Monk's session.
|
0:34
|
What are you doing?
|
Rufus
|
St. Clare
|
St. Clare inspecting flyers on parked cars.
|
0:34
|
What are you doing, chief?
|
Cab driver
|
Monk
|
Monk getting into the front seat of the cab.
|
4:14 Mr. Monk and the Astronaut
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:25
|
What did you do?
|
Dr. Kroger
|
Monk
|
Dr. Kroger asking Monk about his episode at the school. "I screamed."
|
0:31
|
What the hell are you doing here?
|
Benny
|
Steven
|
Steven back at the crime scene.
|
0:35
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk making the missiles match. "I don't know."
|
4:15 Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
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0:00
|
What the hell are they doing?
|
Guard 1
|
Guard 2
|
Robbers hijacking armored truck.
|
0:08
|
What are you doing here?
|
Dr. Bloom
|
Jardeen
|
Jardeen barging in during Disher's tooth extraction.
|
0:21
|
What's he doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Natalie
|
Monk flossing.
|
4:16 Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
|
0:11
|
What are you doing?
|
Judge Rienzo
|
Natalie
|
Natalie handing Monk a wipe while he's in the jury box.
|
0:12
|
What are you doing?
|
Juror #1
|
Monk
|
Monk fixing the uneven blinds.
|
0:18
|
What's he doing now?
|
Bailiff
|
Juror #7
|
Monk inspecting evidence. "We're not sure."
|
0:27
|
What are you doing?
|
Juror #4
|
Monk
|
Monk taking the cigarette out of Juror #4's mouth.
|
0:30
|
What is he doing?
|
Juror #10
|
Juror #8
|
Monk arranging the evidence. "I'm afraid to ask."
|
5:1 Mr. Monk and the Actor
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:11
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie trying to hand Monk a wipe.
|
0:13
|
What's he doing?
|
Monk
|
Disher
|
Dave Ruskin imitating Monk. "He's doing you."
|
0:17
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie, outside. "Gettin' some air."
|
0:21
|
What are you doing here?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher showing up to the rehearsal of the TV show.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Actor playing Stottlemeyer
|
Actress playing Disher
|
"I'm doing what you taught me to do, Captain. Following my instincts."
|
0:35
|
What the hell is he doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Ruskin, as Monk, threatening the suspect.
|
5:2 Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:04
|
What were you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk shipping off his garbage.
|
0:33
|
What the hell's he doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Natalie
|
Monk driving a garbage truck, cleaning up the streets.
|
5:3 Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:06
|
What are you guys doing?
|
Natalie
|
Julie
|
Julie and her friends hiring Monk.
|
0:36
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Julie
|
Julie giving 100% instead of 75% which rounds out the team's effort.
|
5:4 Mr. Monk Can't See a Thing
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:34
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk balancing on a beam he believes is high in the air.
|
0:35
|
What were you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk balancing on a beam he believes is high in the air.
|
5:5 Mr. Monk, Private Eye
Time
|
Quote
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From
|
To
|
RE
|
0:13
|
What are we doing here?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Monk and Natalie investigating an unimportant case.
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Bill Gibbard
|
Bill getting confrontational with Monk. "I don't like private investigators."
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie giving Bill a business card to Bill. "That's 85 cents!"
|
5:6 Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:18
|
What are you doing here?
|
Natalie
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer showing up at Monk's college reunion.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk pulling weeds.
|
0:38
|
What's he doing?
|
Disher
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk remembering the hotel name written on his back.
|
5:7 Mr. Monk Gets a New Shrink
Time
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Quote
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From
|
To
|
RE
|
0:07
|
Whatcha doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk reading his own file in Dr. Kroger's office.
|
0:17
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie telling Monk a personal story during his therapy session.
|
0:22
|
What have you been doing?
|
Dr. Kroger
|
Monk
|
Monk loitering outside Kroger's house.
|
5:8 Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Time
|
Quote
|
From
|
To
|
RE
|
0:02
|
What are you doing?
|
Kris
|
Stork
|
Stork calling a lawyer.
|
0:09
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Concert couple
|
Concert couple making out on the hood of Stottlemeyer's car.
|
0:11
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk coming out of a port-a-potty.
|
5:9 Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Time
|
Quote
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From
|
To
|
RE
|
0:07
|
What are you doing?
|
Inmate
|
Jack Monk
|
Jack Speed reading.
|
0:16
|
What am I doing here?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Monk regretting leaving with his father.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Jack
|
Monk
|
Monk rooting through the toys in the truck.
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0:32
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What are you doing?
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Jack
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Monk
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Monk adding up the route miles.
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5:10 Mr. Monk and the Leper
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0:03
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie accidentally locking the car.
|
0:25
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What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
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Disher
|
Disher playing on a possible victim's piano.
|
0:27
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Julie
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Julie making a snack.
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5:11 Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
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0:00
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What are you doing?
|
Hal
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Gail
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Gail opening a wine bottle.
|
0:11
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
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Natalie sweeping up some crumbs. "No, I don't want it too clean!"
|
0:37
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Hal
|
Hal closing the blinds.
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5:12 Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
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0:12
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What the hell are you doing?
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Mechanic
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Monk
|
Monk rearranging the mechanic's wrenches.
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0:42
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What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk holding Stottlemeyer's coat. "You're not a butler. You're a cop."
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5:13 Mr. Monk Is On the Air
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0:13
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What's he doing?
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JJ
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Max
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Monk putting periods after "FCC" on a sign.
|
0:31
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
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Monk going back on the air with Max with jokes an cards.
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5:14 Mr. Monk Visits a Farm
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0:04
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What are you doing?
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Bernard
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Disher
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Disher cuffing Bernard
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0:27
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You gonna tell me what you're doing back here?
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Belmont
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Monk
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Monk snooping around the back fence.
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0:36
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What am I doing here?
|
Belmont
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Disher
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Disher doing the "Here's what happened."
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5:15 Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy
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0:06
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What are you doing?
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Thorpe
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Monk
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Monk responding to questions intended for a blue-tooth phone conversation.
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0:09
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What are you doing?
|
Thorpe
|
Monk
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Monk investigating the wrong victim at the morgue.
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0:13
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What are you doing?
|
Thorpe
|
Monk
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Monk writing on a TV monitor.
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0:14
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What are you doing?
|
Keao
|
Monk
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Monk "cleaning" the TV with acid.
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0:15
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
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Julie
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Julie chatting to friends online.
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0:22
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What are you doing?
|
Thorpe
|
Monk
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Monk booting up Julie's laptop.
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0:30
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What the hell have you been doing?
|
Thorpe
|
Medical Examiner
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ME asking for more time to examine the victim.
|
0:36
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What are you doing?
|
Thorpe
|
Monk
|
Monk instructing the ME to examine the other victim.
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5:16 Mr. Monk Goes to the Hospital
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RE
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0:01
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What are you doing out of bed?
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Dr. Whitcomb
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The killer
|
The killing sneaking into the doctor's office.
|
0:03
|
What's she doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
The desk clerk holding up "the finger", indication to wait. "The bad finger?"
|
0:04
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What is she doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
"Now it's the bad finger."
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0:15
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What the hell are you doing?
|
Mr. Johansen
|
Monk
|
Monk leaning over the sleeping Mr. Johansen. "Are you trying to kiss me?"
|
0:23
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What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher undoing his pants to show a bruise on this leg.
|
0:31
|
What the hell are you doing in my closet?
|
Mr. Johansen
|
Monk
|
Monk breaking out of Mr. Johansen's closet.
|
6:1 Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
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RE
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0:06
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What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Linda
|
Linda bidding on Stottlemeyer at a charity auction.
|
0:28
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie going home so Marci can be Monk's assistant.
|
0:33
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Marci
|
Marci hugging Monk. "There's no hugging during the 'Here's what happened.'"
|
0:34
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Marci
|
Marci asking Monk to do the summation again so she can record it "for the website."
|
0:37
|
What am I doing here?
|
Marci
|
Herself
|
Marci realizing that "this isn't fun anymore."
|
0:39
|
What are you doing
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher realizing he can "Jenga" the wood pile to stop the shooter.
|
6:2 Mr. Monk and the Rapper
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0:10
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What did I do?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk wondering why he agreed to work for Murderuss.
|
6:3 Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
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|
RE
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0:05
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What was she doing here?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk asking why the victim was on the beach.
|
0:06
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer trying to block Monk's view of the nude people on the beach.
|
0:08
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk staring at the sun after seeing Singer naked.
|
0:13
|
What are we doing here?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk pushing to investigate Singer.
|
0:32
|
What are you doing?
|
Miss Boras
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer exercising a search warrant on Miss Boras's apartment.
|
6:4 Mr. Monk and the Bad Girlfriend
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RE
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0:04
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What are you doing here?
|
Linda
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer having a dead tree in her yard cut down.
|
0:04
|
What's he doing?
|
Linda
|
Stottlemeyer
|
A tow truck taking away a rental van.
|
0:30
|
What are you doing?
|
Linda
|
Monk
|
Monk investigating Linda's house.
|
0:32
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Linda
|
Linda unbuttoning Monk's shirt. "Negotiating."
|
6:5 Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees
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RE
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0:00
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What are you doing here?
|
Dewey
|
Robert
|
Dewey finding Rob in his house.
|
0:02
|
What did you do?
|
Robert's Wife
|
Robert
|
Rob standing over Dewey dead.
|
0:17
|
What did you do?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk rearranging urns and their name tags.
|
0:18
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk tipping ashes from one urn to another. "It's not even."
|
0:18
|
What are you doing here?
|
Robert
|
Monk
|
Monk and Natalie showing up at the cemetery.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Julie
|
Julie throwing away her ex-boyfriend's stuff.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Julie
|
Julie throwing the stuff in the fire.
|
0:28
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Julie
|
Julie asking Monk questions about feelings.
|
0:34
|
What are you doing here?
|
Tim
|
Natalie
|
Natalie and Monk walking at the pier where Tim works.
|
0:34
|
What's he doing here?
|
Tim
|
Natalie
|
Robert walking at the pier.
|
6:6 Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure
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RE
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0:04
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What are you doing?
|
Ridley
|
Troy
|
Troy trying to take the treasure map.
|
0:19
|
What are we doing?
|
Pez
|
Troy
|
The group still looking for the treasure although it's getting late.
|
0:29
|
What's he doing?
|
Monk
|
Troy
|
Steven pushing Troy's car into a hole with a bull dozer.
|
0:39
|
What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher listening to the ground, hearing Troy's stereo.
|
6:7 Mr. Monk and the Daredevil
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RE
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0:00
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk eavesdropping on Dr. Kroger and Harold.
|
0:13
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Fly Fan
|
Fan chesting up to Monk for insulting the Fly.
|
6:8 Mr. Monk and the Wrong Man
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:12
|
What are you doing here?
|
Max
|
Monk
|
Monk visiting Max at his halfway house.
|
0:14
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie eating the sandwich Monk made for Max.
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Cop
|
Cop going in to arrest Max.
|
0:20
|
What's he doing?
|
Michael
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk investigating the room.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk loading boxes that Max is supposed to be loading.
|
0:31
|
What are you doing here?
|
Monk
|
Sarah
|
Sarah confronting Monk after crashing the wedding.
|
6:9 Mr. Monk Is Up All Night
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|
Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:33
|
What are you doing?
|
Essie
|
Monk
|
Monk poking the murder victim with a broom handle.
|
6:10 Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:02
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk going to investigate Santa (who is throwing toys off a roof).
|
0:03
|
What did you do?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk standing over Santa, who has been shot.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher yelling at the crowd jeering at Monk.
|
0:40
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie not cleaning up the Christmas decorations.
|
6:11 Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:09
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk going with the cultists after they rejected Natalie.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Brother Zack
|
Brother Zack mixing the flowers.
|
0:27
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer abducting Monk from the cult.
|
6:12 Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
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Quote
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To
|
RE
|
0:00
|
What are you doing?
|
Security Guard 1
|
Security Guard 2
|
Security Guard 2 looking through the doors of the bank.
|
0:08
|
What are you doing here?
|
Natalie
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer covering a robbery case (because the robbery squad was shorthanded).
|
0:10
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Disher
|
Disher practicing as a living statue.
|
0:22
|
What are we doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk leaving the investigation scene before investigating it.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing here?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer meeting Monk outside the bank. "I said, 'inside the bank.'"
|
6:13 Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
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RE
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0:02
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie taking Stottlemeyer's new car.
|
0:10
|
What are you doing?
|
Driving Instructor
|
Julie
|
Julie ran a stop sign.
|
0:20
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Julie
|
Julie standing in the window, talking on the phone.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Disher
|
Disher scratching his itchy bra. (Yes, really.)
|
0:26
|
What are you doing?
|
Disher
|
Matthew
|
Matthew trying to kiss Disher (dressed as Mathew's mother).
|
0:34
|
What are you doing now?
|
Driving Instructor
|
Julie
|
Julie driving recklessly through the test course.
|
6:14 Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:06
|
What was he doing here?
|
Monk
|
Benny
|
Why was the victim lurking in Mr. Wentworth's junkyard.
|
0:10
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk cleaning his paintbrush before even starting a new painting.
|
0:12
|
Que hace? (What are you doing?)
|
Hector
|
Benny
|
Hector looking for Benny in the junk yard.
|
0:39
|
What are you doing?
|
Petya
|
Monk
|
Monk about to burn his paintings.
|
0:40
|
What are you doing?
|
Disher
|
Natalie
|
Natalie trying to burn her portrait.
|
6:15 Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part One)
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To
|
RE
|
0:22
|
What are you doing?
|
Camper
|
Monk
|
Monk using the camper's sowing kit to fix his torn prison suit.
|
0:25
|
What are you doing?
|
Truck owner
|
Monk
|
Monk steeling his truck.
|
6:16 Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
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|
Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Car Wash Worker
|
Monk
|
Monk investigating an SUV at the car wash.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk steeling Sheriff Rallins's car keys.
|
0:35
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie trying to pull down the parade banner.
|
7:1 Mr. Monk Buys a House
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:01
|
What are you doing?
|
Joseph
|
Miss Drake
|
Drake pushing Joseph down the stairs.
|
0:06
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer studying for the maritime exam.
|
7:2 Mr. Monk and The Genius
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk trying to get out of the car while it's moving.
|
7:3 Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Time
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Quote
|
From
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To
|
RE
|
0:06
|
What are you doing?
|
Kelton
|
Disher
|
Disher throwing his notebook at Kelton after he "stole" Disher's clever line.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Billy
|
Natalie
|
Natalie jerking on the microphone wires that she tripped over.
|
7:4 Mr. Monk Takes a Punch
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:01
|
What the hell are you doing here?
|
Louie
|
Eddie
|
Eddie coming out of the locker room after sleeping there.
|
0:15
|
What are you doing here?
|
Ray
|
Monk
|
Monk interrupting a commercial recording session.
|
0:32
|
What the hell are you doing?
|
Louie
|
Monk
|
Monk evening Ray's shoestrings.
|
0:34
|
What the hell are you doing?
|
Louie
|
Monk
|
Monk trying to find deodorant for Ray.
|
0:40
|
What are you doing?
|
Louie
|
Ray
|
Ray taking a break during training.
|
7:5 Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:11
|
What the hell are they doing?
|
Cmdr. Whitaker
|
Lt. Albright
|
Monk and Natalie on the submarine after leaving port.
|
0:13
|
What's he doing?
|
Cmdr. Whitaker
|
Natalie
|
Monk turning a random valve to turn the submarine around. "Comin' about! Blinker! Blinker!"
|
0:14
|
What do we do now?
|
Monk
|
Dr. Bell
|
Monk hallucinating that Dr. Bell is onboard the sub giving him advice.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Kramer
|
Monk
|
Monk separating his food.
|
7:6 Mr. Monk Falls in Love
Time
|
Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Leyla
|
Shopkeeper
|
Shopkeeper throwing water on a vagrant sleeping on the sidewalk.
|
0:17
|
What do you think he was doing?
|
Leyla
|
Monk
|
The chef touching all the food with his hands.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing here?
|
Leyla
|
Monk
|
Monk telling Leyla that he can't see her anymore.
|
7:7 Mr. Monk's 100th Case
Time
|
Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:04
|
What are you doing?
|
Jillian
|
James
|
Jillian performing her "getting stabbed" scene.
|
0:04
|
What are you doing back here?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk hiding in the back of the party.
|
7:8 Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk rubbing a flower on Natalie's chin.
|
0:34
|
What do you think you're doing?
|
Mother
|
Monk
|
Monk shoving a kid off the swing so he could use it.
|
7:9 Mr. Monk and the Miracle
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:01
|
What'd you dong?
|
The Professor
|
Willie
|
Willing screaming that someone was chasing him.
|
0:06
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie offering to feed the homeless men.
|
0:32
|
What are you doing here?
|
Owen
|
Katie
|
Katie sneaking drugs from the pharmacy.
|
0:34
|
What are you doing?
|
Katie
|
Monk
|
Monk collecting prescription bottles next to the fountain.
|
7:10 Mr. Monk's Other Brother
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Quote
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From
|
To
|
RE
|
0:08
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Jack Jr.
|
Jack Jr. making a sandwich
|
0:10
|
What are you doing?
|
Jack Jr.
|
Monk
|
Monk calling the cops on Jack.
|
0:38
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk standing up from behind cover while being shot at.
|
7:11 Mr. Monk on Wheels
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
|
0:01
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie going to help the bike thief.
|
0:01
|
What did you do?
|
Dr. Berry
|
Natalie
|
Natalie helped the bike thief.
|
0:08
|
What are you doing here?
|
Detective
|
Monk
|
Monk looking through mug shots.
|
0:17
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Stottlemeyer wheeling Monk's chair out of the house.
|
0:23
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie pushing Monk's chair the wrong way.
|
0:26
|
What did you do?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Monk falling out of his chair. "I didn't DO anything!"
|
7:12 Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Time
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Quote
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From
|
To
|
RE
|
0:03
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie crossing against the signal.
|
0:15
|
What are you doing?
|
Marge
|
Monk
|
Monk sitting down to eat without washing his hands.
|
0:15
|
What are you doing?
|
Marge
|
Monk
|
Monk separating his food.
|
0:20
|
What are you doing?
|
David
|
John
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John holding up the jewelry store where he used to work.
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk rearranging his living room. "It was Marge's idea."
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7:13 Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs
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0:02
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What the hell did you do?
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David
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John
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John stole David's playbook.
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0:11
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What did you do?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk sealed the envelop he received containing tickets to the big game.
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0:13
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk investigating the tailgate party fire.
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7:14 Mr. Monk and the Bully
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RE
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0:02
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What were you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk pulling a chicken from the oven without an oven mitt.
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0:26
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What are you doing?
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Roderick
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Marilyn
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Marilyn telling the cops that Roderick was guilty of the murder.
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0:27
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk listening to the birds singing.
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0:28
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What am I doing?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Monk realizing it's no time for cartwheels.
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7:15 Mr. Monk and the Magician
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RE
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0:04
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What are you doing here?
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Torini
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Kevin
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Kevin coming into a closed rehearsal.
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0:13
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What are you doing here?
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Kevin
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The killer
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The killer coming into Kevin's dressing room.
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk playing with the fake knives.
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0:38
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What are we going to do?
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Tonya
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Torini
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Monk has solved the case. How will they deal with him?
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7:16 Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
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To
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RE
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0:00
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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Forman
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Monk
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Monk chained to a pillar in the parking garage.
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8:1 Mr. Monk's Favorite Show
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0:20
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie eating page 73 of Christine's tell-all book.
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8:2 Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man
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From
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To
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RE
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0:11
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Samuel
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Samuel lighting a cigarette in Monks' apartment.
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0:17
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What are you doing?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk offering to help Samuel when the case is unlikely to be solved.
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0:28
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What have you been doing?
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Chef
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Monk
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Monk spending far too long washing dishes.
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0:28
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What did you do?
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Chef
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Monk
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Monk peeled the potatoes down to nubs.
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0:30
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What are they doing here?
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Monk
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Samuel
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The Buxtons showing up at Kenneth's restaurant.
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8:3 Mr. Monk and the UFO
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From
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RE
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0:16
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What is he doing?
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UFOlogist
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Monk
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Monk wiping his hand after shaking hands.
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0:17
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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UFOlogists
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UFOlogists showing Monk their bellybuttons (to prove they are human).
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0:28
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk washing his hands from a canteen. "That's the only water you have! Don't waste it!"
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0:39
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What are you doing?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie trying to sneak a peek at Monk's bellybutton.
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8:4 Mr. Monk Is Someone Else
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From
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RE
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0:20
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What are you doing?
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Tony G
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Frankie
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Frankie straightening Tony's tie.
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0:30
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What are you doing?
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Lenny
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Frankie
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Frankie rinsing his mouth with water.
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8:5 Mr. Monk Takes the Stand
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:11
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What are you doing here?
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Evan
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Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer questioning Evan instead of looking for the killer.
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0:28
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk reorganizing his old case files.
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8:6 Mr. Monk and the Critic
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From
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RE
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0:00
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What are you doing here?
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Callie
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The killer
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The killer arriving earlier than expected.
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0:02
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What are you doing?
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Callie
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The killer
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The killer pushing Callie off the balcony.
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0:11
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What are you doing here?
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Stottlemeyer
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Monk
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Monk showing up at the crime scene.
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0:23
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What are you doing there?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie at the police station after being arrested.
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0:23
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What were you doing?
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Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie digging through Hannigan's garbage.
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0:31
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What are you doing here?
|
Hannigan
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Gilson
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Gilson surprising Hannigan in the parking garage.
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8:7 Mr. Monk and the Voodoo Curse
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From
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To
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RE
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0:04
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What did you do here?
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Monk
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Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer rearranged the squad room.
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0:33
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What did you do?
|
Rev. Jorgensen
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Natalie
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Natalie drinking the cleansing potion.
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0:34
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What do we do?
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Monk
|
Rev
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Natalie drinking the cleansing potion.
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8:8 Mr. Monk Goes to Group Therapy
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From
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RE
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0:03
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk washing a single dish in the dishwasher.
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0:04
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
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Monk
|
Monk adding up his life-time therapy sessions.
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0:05
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What are you doing now?
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Monk
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Dr. Bell
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Dr. Bell wasting time, looking for his glasses.
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0:25
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What in God's name are you doing?
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Monk
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Harold
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Harrold "investigating" during group therapy.
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0:26
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What did you do?
|
Monk
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Natalie
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Natalie passing out from the fumes.
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8:9 Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:04
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What are you doing?
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Natalie
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Monk
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Monk studying Natalie, figuring out the surprise party.
|
0:20
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk peeking at bodies in the morgue, checking for party guests.
|
0:26
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What did I do?
|
Monk
|
Monk
|
Monk ruined his dream vacuum by cleaning the electronic filter.
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8:10 Mr. Monk and Sharona
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:20
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What do I do?
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Monk
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Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer recommending that Monk not allow Natalie and Sharona to hang out together.
|
0:23
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What are you doing here?
|
Disher
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Sharona
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Sharona showing up at the police station.
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8:11 Mr. Monk and the Dog
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:01
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What are you doing?
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Steven
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Amanda
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Putting Steven's wedding ring and photos in the garbage disposal.
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0:14
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Now what are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Shelby
|
Shelby scratching itself. "No that. Never that."
|
0:14
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Shelby
|
Shelby drinking from the toilet.
|
0:23
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What are you doing?
|
Dad
|
Boys
|
Boys poking the rug Amanda's body is rolled up in.
|
0:29
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What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Shelby
|
Shelby sniffing another dog. "You don't know her."
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0:36
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What do I do?
|
Monk
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Everyone leaving Monk alone with the puppies.
|
0:37
|
What are you going to do?
|
Monk
|
Steven
|
Steven breaking into Monk's apartment to kill the puppies.
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8:12 Mr. Monk Goes Camping
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:22
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What are you doing?
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Disher
|
Norman
|
Norman playing a video game by the campfire.
|
0:22
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What are they doing?
|
Del
|
Luke
|
Disher hoisting the food off the ground to avoid bears.
|
0:27
|
What do we do now?
|
Nicky
|
Disher
|
The group recovering from the bear attack.
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8:13 Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Time
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:02
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What do I do now?
|
Stottlemeyer
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Stottlemeyer
|
Monk figured out Stottlemeyer was planning to propose to T.K. and spilled the beans.
|
0:08
|
What are you doing here?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
T.K.
|
T.K. showing up at the police station.
|
0:20
|
Now what are they doing?
|
Monk
|
The party
|
People in the movie dancing on a car. "This movie is off the hook."
|
0:20
|
Now what's he doing?
|
Monk
|
The party
|
Someone on the movie throwing up. "It's only a movie, right?"
|
0:38
|
What are you doing here?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
T.K.
|
T.K. running up while Monk and Stottlemeyer are being held at gunpoint.
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8:14 Mr. Monk and the Badge
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Quote
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To
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RE
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0:05
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What are you going to do?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie has no job now that Monk is reinstated.
|
0:19
|
What are you doing?
|
Sgt. Weaver
|
Monk
|
Monk picking up shell casings at the gun range.
|
0:19
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What the hell are you doing here?
|
Sgt. Weaver
|
Monk
|
Monk at the gun range.
|
0:21
|
What are you doing?
|
Officer DiMarco
|
Mikhail
|
Mikhail pulling a gun on DiMarco.
|
0:25
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Monk asking about Natalie's work.
|
0:26
|
What are you doing here?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk investigating the house during DiMarco's wake.
|
0:28
|
What are you doing?
|
Sgt. Doyle
|
Monk
|
Monk questioning DiMarco's wife.
|
0:36
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Mikhail
|
Mikhail putting on a safety harness.
|
0:39
|
What are you going to do?
|
Disher
|
Monk
|
Monk headed home after turning in his badge.
|
8:15 Mr. Monk and the End (Part One)
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Quote
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From
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To
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RE
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0:03
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What are you doing?
|
Dr. Nash
|
Monk
|
Monk straightening a model umbilical cord.
|
0:11
|
What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk straightening up the room while the police tear it up executing a search warrant.
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Nurse Judy
|
The nurse trying to take a blood sample from Monk.
|
8:16 Mr. Monk and the End (Part Two)
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Quote
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From
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To
|
RE
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0:07
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What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk going to "get Rickover."
|
0:16
|
What are you doing?
|
Nurse Judy
|
Monk
|
Monk investigating Judge Richover from his hospital bed.
|
0:38
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie cutting out a recipe for dinner with Steven.
|
0:39
|
What are you doing?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
Monk checking that the stove is off before leaving.
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Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie
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Quote
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To
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RE
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0:06
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What are you doing?
|
Trudy
|
Monk
|
Monk opening a window to jump out.
|
0:11
|
What are you doing?
|
Lady at baggage claim
|
Monk
|
Monk rearranging her bags by size. "You'll thank me later."
|
0:22
|
What are you doing now?
|
Griffin
|
Molly
|
Molly looking at Griffin's phone.
|
0:33
|
What are you going to do?
|
Natalie
|
Monk
|
On the bridge, Disher going to investigate. Monk "thinking maybe I'll close my eyes."
|
0:37
|
What are you doing here?
|
Gate guard
|
Disher
|
The gate guards are huge fans of the Randy Disher Project.
|
0:43
|
What the hell are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk making accusations against Rick Eden, Stottlemeyer's boss.
|
0:59
|
What's he doing?
|
Natalie
|
Erica
|
Watson, the dog, cleaning his pen.
|
1:02
|
What are you doing?
|
Monk
|
Natalie
|
Natalie very slowly turning her car round.
|
1:08
|
What are you doing?
|
Party guest
|
Monk
|
Monk, in disguise as a bartender, taking forever to make a drink.
|
1:09
|
What are you doing?
|
Stottlemeyer
|
Monk
|
Monk still working at the bar instead of sneaking into the house.
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